Sunday, October 4, 2009

Gym Screamer d-bag

Uh hey fatass d-bag that screams while working out at the gym. I really enjoy the way you make noises that are usually reserved for pinchin a loaf in private while sitting on the machine next to me. It doesn't make anyone feel uncomfortable when you sit there with tens in each hand screaming like a porn star about to bukakee some hookers face. Do me a favor and go work out over there so nobody thinks im over here givin you a handy.Oh and can you wear more appropriate attire that doesn't show off your oh so disgusting Homer Simpson side boobs.

Saturday, October 3, 2009

Notre dame Broadcasting Company

This is for all the notre dame haters. I know I cannot be the only one tired of NBC wasting freakin airtime with these overrated donkeys in notre dame. Don't you think your broadcast should be more fair to the teams that work their tail off day in and day out to put on more of a show than these chumps. I know there is quite a few bandwagon irish fans that want to watch the pretty uniforms get smacked around by some unknown teams but do we have to watch this crap every week? please line up a buffalo and toledo game for next week. just give me one week without seein charlie weis's fat overrated overpaid overfed face on my tv. have a nice day